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new character huh? let's see if he's interesting

“I am not. But every year you grow, you will find me bigger.”

wait what? what does that mean?????

i've been seeing this a lot on twitter and i just hope that this would be good because booktwt recos is a hit-and-miss

prince caspian is not that interesting (so far) so i don't feel the urge to read yet :(

i was in a slump and i just found my resolve to continue this :D

SANTAAAAA

oh edmund :(

edmund is SO PETTY oh god

lucy is so trusting. imagine you've set foot to an unknown world and immediately followed a stranger to their den

uriel be reading a book in a midst of eden's chaos is peak fiction

wait what did God just do?????????? i feel so uncomfortable right now

uriel's backstory is written so poetic i would just like to convulse in awe

THE PROSE IS SO GOOD WHAT THE HELL i'm in love

what the fuck just happened (i'm reading part two rn because i'm impatient)

i'll read part two tomorrow because i want to relish this serene and pleasing feeling first before i go make myself suffer (apparently, part two is pure tragedy and i think i'm not yet ready to read that)

This, this here, could be worship. ‘This—’ Lucifer pressed an innocent kiss to the prince’s sweet, divine mouth. This could be religion.

siri play false god by taylor swift

“You make a good trophy display,” Michael teased, grinning. “Now, kiss my cheeks for good luck. I’ll need it for this other round.”

THEY'RE DRIVING ME INSANE OH MY FUCKING GOD

lucifer & michael to each other: brothers (affectionately)

i can't believe i'm saying “they're so gay” to an angel and an archangel 🤠

THE RIZZ OF MICHAEL IS INSANE i like him already

“I will come into your garden every day and worship you until you tire of me.”
“I would never tire.”
“Then I would worship you eternally.”

oh my god (pun intended)

the author writes so vividly i can almost feel myself being in that scene

...by the endlessly patient angel of fruit, who wondrously commented the youngest was a quick learner. “Though your handwriting is a little atrocious— Oh no, Lucifer, please don’t cry!”

he is so babygirl coded CUTE

Lucifer nodded, in timid obedience. “I will try to resist falling back asleep in fear.”

HE IS SO CUTE

i was expecting that the angel, which lucifer described as beautiful, in a poetic way, was michael. LMAO he's just describing his reflection DAMN BOY U PRETTY

this looks interesting??????? my waning christian identity will prolly not be enough to save me from hell after i finish this (i'll just greet lucifer ig)

I’m telling you this merely to show you that you could eat a human. If your tastes run that way, that is.

what

i don't know if this is chang geng going puberty or it's the curse acting up (or maybe both)

reading this is not recommended to readers with short attention span istg i was reading this so absentmindedly that when the scene finally sank in, i didn't understand how it happened, so i had to reread it from the start. i also have to remember terms and names because i keep forgetting what or who they are.