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hua cheng talk shit-ed a ghost and xie lian's heart fucking jump SO ME

shi qingxuan and venti of genshin impact would be besties because: 1) they're both wind gods, 2) carefree

“Xie Lian felt a little depressed. He wasn’t even that old, so how did he end up becoming the senior among the heavenly officials, who couldn’t keep up with the trending topics of the youngsters?”

broke ass old man indeed

when all the theories regarding hua cheng's backstory are true

Xie Lian sat poised within the sedan and instructed gently, “Strangle them to death.”

i know how rouye becomes a weapon so this order of xie lian has me losing my mind

Fu Yao nodded. “If I were the ghost groom and someone sent a woman like this to me…”
“You’d wipe out the entire town, was it?” Xie Lian finished for him.
Fu Yao replied frigidly, “No, I’d kill the woman.”

LMAO

neither the donghua nor manhua have the scene where xie lian tumbled on a cloud i feel robbed i know he would be cute in it

“The person who had said those words had personally proven that when the body was in the abyss, the heart could not be in paradise.”

tai zi danxia :(

“Body in the abyss, heart in paradise.”

FUCK DOING MY PAPERS, I WANNA READ MY BABYGIRL XIE LIAN AND MY MALEWIFE HUA CHENG ALL OVER AGAIN

my comfort book but it makes me insane and feral 🤩

i want tianlang-jun

omfg liu qingge is like xiao. they both like “call out my name. i'll be there” THEY'RE SO RELIABLE

they keep on misunderstanding each other's intention LMAO WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

i don't know if i wanna ship liu qingge and shen qingqiu or they would be besties

please let me be transmigrated to my fave novels, too :(

“Dumbfuck author, dumbfuck novel.”

he's so me

if i can't restrain myself to binge read this tomorrow, my grades would suffer because they've been waiting for me since mdzs :D

more than half of the book is just the extra chapters :/

i would've said the same thing because it's lwj we're talking about here so

wangxian would be that type of couple who are all cuddly in public and receive a lot of disdainful looks, but they just don't care

wangxian be confessing their feelings and all in the midst of captivity LMAO

IM SO FUCKING EMBARASSED I DONT WANT TO READ ANYMORE

of all things you wanted to say to lan zhan, in front of everyone, you said that? I CANT

YOU SLOW WITTED DUMB IDIOT WEI YING

i don't blame you tho because it be like that sometimes

"Yet he told me…that while he could not say whether your actions were right or wrong, he was willing to carry the burden with you, regardless.'

and now i'm also getting mad at wei ying for not being able to remember. poor lan zhan :(

i wonder if lan xichen is against the relationship between lwj and wwx but i also doubt it because there were no indication of such thing. he just neither disagree nor agree

i didn't know that there would be explicit scences LMAO i wasn't ready

"Back when he was busy acting the madman and running wild, he had declared that he had to lay next to Lan Wangji before he could fall asleep, among other such things. Of course, it was all nonsense… But somehow, without his realizing it, that “nonsense” seemed to have become reality."

LMAO

why am i crying

i love this particular habit of wei ying to reenact events from the past

they're on a date 🥺