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people should be required to read this and Angela Davis concurrently 🤝

at what point is “second-chance” trope really just “we never communicated like adults” trope …

getting WEARY of RR writing Simon like he’s on cocaine at all times

is this an episode of the Vampire Diaries??????

this is MY Harry Potter 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

my mind is poisoned with Eragon comparisons 🥲

boy do I love reading about large fantasy meal spreads while chewing on chicken and stale Takis

“he only killed them once he was 100% sure they were bad people” ?????? he’s supposed to be a bad guy!! Let him kill civilians!!

this is John Wick fanfic and I will not be elaborating

not the 3 paragraph trigger warning 😵‍💫

being respectful and absorbing this is a poetic work of art about time being the greatest villain while my brain is just SLAY NAZI-HUNTING VAMPIRE QUEENNNNNN

re-reading my favorite manga for maximum emotional damage 🤝

Amina would curb stomp Jack Sparrow 😤 11/10 recommend reading to this while listening to the entire Pirates of the Caribbean discography- the vibes? Unparalleled.
This was fun as fuck! If I were to complain, I’d gripe about the stakes needing to be higher but the levity of this book was nice compared to the agonizing end of the Daevabad Trilogy.

I have surpassed the human limits and ascended into the spiritual realm to fully grasp CoHo’s rationale behind Cheating Because We Wrote Music Together on Bed-Gate when there does exist a table and 2 chairs.

just accessed 95% of the human brain to try and picture how he is lying on her chest while playing the guitar with an arm underneath her head WHILE she is lying on her bed singing

if it isn’t the consequences of forcing my workplace into reading the lowest rated CoHo with me 😓😓

so far it’s giving discount Kvothe 😓

who hikes to a tranquil forest pond in the middle of the Rockies for a meditative swim only to crank “Look Back at It” 😭😭 at least have the grace to play Enya 😭😭

2023 book bingo made me do it

“Not to brag, but these girls probably don’t know as much as I do about pain.” me at the gym every morning 💀

not to flex, but based on our running philosophies Murakami and I would be besties fr

a Hunter X Hunter reference??? pop the fuck OFF Ms Kingsolver!!!!

“You get to a point of not giving a damn over people thinking you’re worthless. Mainly by getting there first yourself.” i am being wrecked by this book ☹️☹️☹️

Pupkin v Annabelle WHEN

LOOK AT HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY

marking this as the “Business Management/Self-Motivation” book on my 2023 bingo

lying awake at night thinking “did Oak REALLY have hooves in the first trilogy???? Did he?????” 😓😓😓

re-reading this just to see if I still hate them or if I’ve degenerated as a person

nobody told me this was a picture book tf

The Marx quote??????? fucking ICONIC