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50000 Theon chapters to ONE Arya chapter?? Straight to jail!!

“My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder’s bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with friends and they murdered him. I drink with Jared and jape with Symond, but never think that means that I have forgotten. The north remembers, Lord Davos. The north remembers and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home.” WYMAN MANDERLY YOU HAD ME IN THE FIRST HALF

What do you MEAN there’s only 3 Bran chapters and I’ve already read 2 of them???? Not even 25% in???? GRRM you best hope one of your Elden Ring creations kills you before I do!!!!

this is already giving reading Wise Man’s Fear for the first time in all the worst ways…

I was promised kilt ripping!!!!!

fuck the Reagan’s fr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Imagining someone as more than human (romanticizing vs stigmatizing illness) does much the same work as imagining them as less than human. Either way, the ill are treated as fundamentally other because the social order is frightened by what their frailty reveals about everyone else’s.” Ok John Green!!!!!!

“Men are such thundering great fools. Even the sort who come along once in a thousand years.” MHMM.

THIS is the weakest book in the series?? The Cersei/Sansa/Brienne/Arya/Asha/Arienne cunt-off?? Y’all just hate women fr.

If I had read this cold not knowing ANY Red Wedding/Purple Wedding/Unsullied/Trial by Combat spoilers, I would never read a fantasy book again it’s THAT good 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Stannis Baratheon paved the way for every clinically depressed and self-loathing fantasy mc out there, and he does NOT get enough credit for it!!! Justice for my miserable king!!!

oh this book FUCKS.

I just HAVE to imagine that everyone giving this book its 4.22 average has a massive age gap kink right???? because what do you MEAN he’s 14 and he’s 20 😭😭😭

I just lost 60 mins of my life to fan theories on Reddit, thank you GRRM and every single person who told me I should read these goddamn books and thought I could be soooo normal about them!!

even though I’m reading this at the pace paint dries make no mistake, it’s a fucking banger. I need to examine GRRM’s brain immediately.

Ali Hazelwood stop writing about being a bottom challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

Theon, now let me say I’m the biggest hater I hate the way that you walk the way that you talk I hate the way that you dress I hate the way that you-

reading ‘Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ first was truly a big braincell move because understanding these Aegon the Unlikely references is making me feel like Lisan al Gaib fr

“That last draft was too cold, I think. I need to find the right balance between being casual and stiff. I need this to be the suicide note equivalent of pairing a blazer jeans and a graphic tee. It needs to be business casual.” oh-

“Oh, but it was, my lord” Cersei insisted. “When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.” She turned up her hood to hide her swollen face and left him there in the dark beneath the oak, amidst the quiet of the godswood, under a blue-black sky. The stars were coming out.” GOOSEBUMPS.

reading Ned’s POVs is like watching a slow motion car crash that you just CAN’T look away from…

Catelyn Stark!! Unbearable in the show AND the book!!

someone at work told me this was “Daisy Jones & The Six in professional sports” so yeah I’m INTERESTED….

me when GRRM is exactly as good as everyone says he is: 😨😨😨

Ken Liu write anything less than excellence challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

“Lying was a sin, apparently, unless you did it outrageously and persistently enough, in which case it qualified as scripture.” ugh talk your anti-organized religion SHIT Abercrombie!!!!!

One thing about Abercrombie is this man lovesss a quest he’s like get these guys on the ROAD ASAP!!

Oh you thought I was DONE reading trash?? I’m just getting STARTED BABY

I can’t even clown Coal because I too would declare my undying love to an anemic man in a goth corset that gives head like that….

if his name is Coal this better be camp as FUCK