Sarah (menace mode) > Recent Status Updates

I can’t stop thinking about Le Guin writing this while leading protests against the Vietnam War, like thats just baddie behavior

I can already tell I’d be the Hastings of Team Poirrot 😔😔

“What was it all for? Furlough wondered. The work and the constant worry. Getting up in the dark, making deliveries the whole day long, then coming home in the dark and trying to wash the black off and sitting into dinner and falling asleep before waking in the dark to meet a version of the same thing, yet again.” HM yes NOT the optimal Black Friday reading choice……..

“Good or bad, all men believe that after every one of their undertakings you have to put them on an altar as if they were St. George slaying the dragon.” REAL

“I said to myself every day: I am what I am and I have to accept myself; I was born like this, in this city, with this dialect, without money; I will give what I can give, I will take what I can take, I will endure what has to be endured.” talk your SHIT Elena‼️‼️

this book is already giving me full body chills 😵‍💫

Japanese beauty standards calling 130lbs “overweight” is fucking INSANE work what the fuckkkkkkkkk

not the 3 page exposé on the dangers of margarine!!! leave my cheap ass alone!!!

He’s just like me fr (maxed out on strength, 3 intelligence)

“Neither war nor violent death have anything uplifting about them, yet they are the candle to which Humanity flies again and again, as complacently as the lowly moth.” TALK YOUR SHIT MORGENES!

“One should treasure those humdrum tasks that keep the body occupied but leave the mind and heart unfettered.” - me at the gym fr

me when this is just as whimsical and heartbreaking as the first one: 😨😨

this book is so fucking whimsical it’s criminal

AM v Kendrick Lamar in a who’s the biggest hater contest right now

“Sarah how’s the new Sally Rooney book” the new Sally Rooney books is altering Sarah’s brain chemistry and doing irreparable damage do not disturb 😵‍💫😵‍💫

let’s fucking GO

*lion king music swells* IT IS TIME

ALL of my least favorite tropes in one book?? I’m about to hate read like NO man has hate read before!! +1000 hater XP!!

the gods of GoodReads told me I was reading too many 5 ⭐️ books and it was time for some TRASH

this book is an ASTRONOMICAL banger you guys, shame on all of you for letting me sleep on Coco Mellors for so long!!! Shame!!!

why is this 2012 publication scratching the depressed chronically-online itch in my brain so goodddd

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

“Sorry to say, but it’s serious! Looks like you have developed a soul!!” F in the chat for D-503

even tho I’m reading it at the pace of the elderly, make no mistake this book is GAS

“I kiss her again because I know I am welcome, because I know I want to, and because I have never felt anything like it” LETS GO LESBIANS

this is so ANGTSYYYY like they want to think they’re very classy and professional, but every time they make eye contact Pierce the Veil starts playing ominously in the background

dragging myself kicking and screaming across the finish line of this book because I just KNOW how hungover I’ll be ☹️😭☹️😭

biblically accurate round table (everyone is gay or mentally ill)

Kaladin walked so Collum could RUN!! Realistic depression representation in overpowered MCs rise up!!

*lion king music swells* IT IS TIME