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Love! Poor Char…I feel ya buddy :(

this sucks.

I FINISHED! YAY!! Herbert moved to Egypt, Havisham and Magwitch died, Estella got some karma, Joe was literally amazing, but then he married Biddy, and that was really fucking weird. I liked that they named their kid Pip. Full circle! Pumblechook is such an ass. I love Mr. Wemmick 🫶🏻 so happy he got married. I dearly love Pip. Also, it’s great that Compeyson drowned. And that a horse killed Drummle!!!

pip set up provis in a nice little seaside apartment! clara’s dad is…horrifying…to say the least!!! pip went to wopsle’s play and COMPEYSON, THE OTHER CONVICT, WAS BEHIND HIM! #jumpscare. i gasped. oh, the drama! pip is also still reeling over estella breaking his heart, poor boy. see what i did there? anyways…i should be done with this book pretty soon!

ITS SO FUCKING GOOD. the plot twists had me YELLING. i am still in shock. the convict being the benefactor…being related to havisham’s asshole of a husband…estella and drummle…herbert?!?! i literally cannot function right now. my mind has been blown. i’m worried about joe n biddy though. also, wemmick’s note…HELLO?!?! how am i going to sleep tonight? answer: I’m not. love you charles dickens! ❤️

ok, so pip is head over heels for estella. but she, enchants him? i don’t like her. herb and pip are in debt and laugh about it all the time. pip went to jail (to visit). had so much fun visiting wemmick’s castle!!! omg!! just found out the dreaded sister died (yay!!?). pip has been avoiding joe LIKE THE PLAGUE. wants nothing to do with him. they also went to wopsle’s (now famous actor, jk) play. they laughed!

this got so much better. i fucking love herbert pocket and biddy. also, the sister getting whacked in the head and ruined for life was very pleasing. she deserved it. i am ready to murder pumblechook. that man is the definition of annoying. he gets on my nerves so bad. i love that his dream is coming true!!! i wonder who the benefactor is. pumblechook? 🤔🤔 lol. probably not.

what the FUCK is going on..?! the convict escaped again and was becoming buddies with joe, and why is the manor house like the hotel california song. are they all ghosts??? and what was with that fight scene??? i have so many questions. i need answers 😭. this is insane mr dickens. i do not understand whats happening at all. hoping for answers in the next reading…

well, the criminal dude sure scared the shit out of him. had to google what wittles are. was not expecting it to be “food.” you learn new things everyday! so far, i am not really a fan. how does this kid have FIVE dead brothers already, he’s so young as it is. hopefully this gets better. please. i have 550 more pages. pleaseeeeeee.

FUCKING LOVED IT!!!!!! marry me jane austen. i am literally darcy. i love these characters so much. they feel like real people. catherine de bourgh was so nasty at the end lol. i am so happy for all of them especially liz 🥹🥹 so proud

SO FUCKING GOOD. i love darcy. we are so alike. i get elizabeth. she’s cool. fuck wickham and lady catherine. i couldn’t stand her if i met her in person. and poor jane! i love this book, really, its so amazing. thanks for writing this jane austen. <3 was thoroughly not expecting darcy to propose to liz!! so early!! and the length of that letter...damn darcy!

it is SO good. i love it. love darcy. he’s just like me. lizzy is cool too. mrs bennet is kinda shitty. i love jane and mary too. kitty with her sneezes lol.

SO FUCKING GOOD!!!! my favorites. this was treasure trove of information and stories. i loved it SO MUCH. SO SO MUCH. a million/10.

so good!! love it