Status Updates From To Be or Not To Be: A Choos...

I've read like 3 pages and I'm already laughing.

"I'm just saying: have sex with him and you're damaged goods."
You slam the door in his face again, barely missing his nose. You shout through the door that if you're damaged goods, he's an entire shelf of bad eggs that went off weeks ago, and also as your brother, he's got an entirely unhealthy interest in your sex life.

spent several hours just reading this. Having to go back, choose a new destiny, changing my mind again and again. It was amazing!

Seemed a good choice for testing over the next couple of days, but seems unlikely to last even that long. Hilarious at points, but not much depth.

alright well it's my birthday and imma try to read this before my sunburn I got marching wears off.

so far. . . i'm delighted

I tried Hamlet Sr and damn shit he was so useless I'm never choosing him again.

I recently chose Ophelia again and the story got longer yay! But then it started to evolve into a killing spree and she kept dying and after a while I lost the page I kept turning back to so sigh I have to start again

I tried out Hamlet's route and there was one option where I can "try being Ophelia for a while" LAWL it was the same path I taken with Ophelia so I backtracked and decided to see how long I can prolong Hamlet's story.

Not long despite me trying to choose the most impulsive choices. I ended up as the Hamlet seen from Ophelia's POV and he's so useless, the story ended without my ...help. For lack of a better word.

I chose Ophelia and then my story ended so fast but this book is so thick I'm just like. How much do I have to read to even complete this???

Maybe I should choose Hamlet next and make all the questionable decisions.