Status Updates From To Be or Not To Be: A Choos...

aaand i played as hamlet again this time and got a happily-ever-after w/ ophelia
dammit just let me get kidnapped by pirates

ok i just played as hamlet and ended up becoming bffs with macbeth at college after being in a coma for months because i ran away from the ghost and hit my head

hey do u think i can make hamlet and horatio kiss in this

ding dong i solved all the problems by being reasonable and telling hamlet just to put claudius on trial.
now time to get WILD

I'm reading as Ophelia, OBVIOUSLY

my life hasn't made sense at all until i started this. i'm obsessed. leave me alone. i'm a prince making bad decision being shamed by a book for them and it's worth it.

"I came to kill everyone in Hamlet and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum." Ophelia has killed everyone

Haven't worked this heard whole reading since grad school. This is so amusing.

As expected, this is UTTERLY DELIGHTFUL. Typo the last time I tried to write that. Shhhhh.........

As expected, this isn't UTTERLY DELIGHTFUL. :0 yes.

So this is hard to update how far I have read in actually pages, so I am basing it off how many attempts I have made to start a new adventure and then kind of just figuring what percentage of that I have ever completed :)

Well, apparently I'm too moral for Hamlet. I've already completed 3 different paths within 20 choices because I've not chosen any murder routes =P

that warning page tho lol xD