Status Updates From To Be or Not To Be: A Choos...

Try 2: (4002) ahaha I guess I have to stop playing as Ophelia because she is too smart and if I use reason I end up saving everyone lol! This time Hamlet and I managed to talk with the ghost but I convinced them to go thru the legal system to convict his uncle lol.

Let’s try again!

I don’t know how to track this kind of book. I’ll just play a bunch of times, be different characters and see if I can read most of the “chapters”

Try 1: (3757) it didn’t last long. I had an happy ending in less than 10 choices. LOL! I started as Hamlet and, instead of waiting for the ghost of my father to show up, I became Ophelia for a bit and love saved us both. We had a kid and we reigned over Denmark.

From a publishing pov, I could just imagine agents reading that first chapter and thinking, "What the freaking goodness, this is amazing" because wow, those were my thoughts exactly

EXCUSE ME THERES OVER 700 PAGES IN THIS CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOOK

HOW MANY ADVENTURES WILL I HAVE TO CHOOSE-

I just know this book is going to be a wild ride

It also has no page numbers, so that’s fun

Idk how much I’ve read bc this is a hard book to track your progress lol but it’s reallyyy entertaining

" "Man delights not me —”

‹Ž†‡•‡‹‡’•“Gayyyyy,” he says.

“I said man delights NOT me, idiot,” you say. “Nor woman
neither, though you seem to think —”

This time you’re interrupted by Rosencrantz.
“Asexualllll,” he says. "

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What even is this book!?!!!??

Honestly dont know how many paths i will take until i consider this book as 'read' lmao
But it do be amusing tho

I don’t really know how much of this I’ve read so far of course, but I started it in january, had lots of fun with it and then forgot about it completely since I only have it in the pdf format.. Would love to go back and read some more but last time I seemed to end up in a dead end after exhausting every single choice in my storylines? So I’d have to find a new starting point somehow

Oh wow! Now this is new. Like the games where we make decisions to build a story, this is same but in a book. I can select my character and pick my adventure. So excited right now!!!!