Katja

“His reason for coming strengthened his resolve, and without further delay, his words spilled out. "Mr. Bennet, I request a private audience with Miss Bennet."
The room was thick with silence. Elizabeth blinked several times, trying to convince herself she had heard him correctly. The heaviness that had settled over her heart lifted, and her mouth turned up into a small smile. Before her father could respond to Mr. Darcy's request, they heard her mother blurt, "Good Lord! It is about time!”
― KaraLynne Mackrory, Bluebells in the Mourning

“It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.”
― Lemony Snicket

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Allie’s little brother fucked like a porn star. That wasn’t a piece of knowledge I’d ever recover from. Shit!”
― Kendall Ryan, The Room Mate