SpiralKat

“SOCIETY IS DOOMED for one very simple reason: it takes dozens of men working months with millions of dollars in materials to build a building, but only one dumb-ass with a bomb to bring it down.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“Do they know they make the honey for you? Or do they work tirelessly because they think its their own choice?”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“She said, “Why do you, like, hate yourself?”

“If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much. Why have a double standard?”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“No. We talked about this. I’m going home to eat a pie.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End