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“IT IS SO CURIOUS how hearing something once in your youth can dictate a thought pattern all the way through your life. I was nine, a man said something nonchalantly, and now when I see a slate at age thirty-six, as far as I'm concerned, its primary use is for beheading boys. Once that's done it can be used for roofing.”
― Rob Delaney, Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage.

“There are a lot of advantages to being with someone of your own race. The cultural shorthand makes it a lot easier. You don’t have to constantly explain everything or act like a smiling tour guide for Asian American culture or deal with dietary differences.”
― Ali Wong, Dear Girls: Intimate Tales, Untold Secrets, and Advice for Living Your Best Life

“I was basically trucking along as a functional drunk who knew he had a problem but hoped nothing truly terrible would happen.”
― Rob Delaney, Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage.

“לא נשאר כלום מחולצות הפולו הצהובות והוורודות של רלף לורן שרפי כל כך אהב ללבוש כאות להשתלבות המוחלטת שלו בבורגנות האירופית, כי לא קוברים אנשים בחולצות פולו, אלא בחליפות שחורות שתואמות את מצב הרוח המשוער של המוות”
― ניסן שור, הישראלי הנצחי