Caleb

“Homer Simpson cover on it. It had a little hole in it right where Homer’s zip was in his jeans. It looked really funny because when I sat in it all the beans came flying out and it looked like he was peeing little white balls.               I”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“Steve considered himself to be a competent swordsman, but the fact of the matter was that he failed to defeat his brother, so there always was room for improvement. Steve clashed his sword on the tree hard enough to slice it, and it came tumbling down. He began thinking about Herobrine. His brother was inside of that dragon, probably screaming for his life because he was trapped inside of a beast, one that”
― Mark Mulle, The Cult: Part 1:

“He was already about to catch a cold in this storm; the water seeped through the many gashes of his shirt, and no matter how he tried to avoid it, the rain managed to drench him. As he walked across this field, his movement stunted due to his injury, he heard a hissing sound behind him. When he turned around, he saw the familiar dead stare of the Creeper. Immediately, he unsheathed his sword, a crude steel blade that he had forged in a hurry. He began slashing at it with ferocity, screaming as he did. The Creeper fell down, disappearing in a puff of smoke. Creepers were commonplace, but this one caused his patience to fall apart. What was wrong with him? The”
― Mark Mulle, The Cult: Part 1:

“His mentor, Master Kung always used to tell him about the importance of warm up. He used to say, “Steve, if you don’t warm up, your body will become rigid and you will become slow. Never miss out on your warm-ups.” Jeffery”
― Alex Anderson, Minecraft: Battle of Legends Book 1