Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs Quotes

“When it came to my turn in the super spelling bee everyone had already been given really easy words. “Ryan,” Mr H said, “I want you to spell the word icup.” “Icup?” I thought.  I clammed up and my face went all warm and prickly, that feeling you get when you know you’re going to get the answer wrong. It’s a bit like the feeling you get when you walk up on stage to collect an award and you trip going up the stairs in front of everyone, or worse still, your pants fall down. It’s called embarrassment and I was feeling it big time. Actually it was worse than big time. It was humongous, mammoth, big time. All those long, boring afternoons sitting with Mom on the couch spelling word after word meant nothing anymore. I’d never heard of the word ‘icup’. “Oh no,” I thought. If I got this wrong I might not make the necessary criteria to get a raffle ticket before the big draw. Panic stations set in. This was going to be disastrous. ​Mom always said that if you get nervous or frightened, just imagine everyone around you is only in their underwear. It will make you laugh and you’ll forget your nerves. So I did, but it wasn’t a pretty sight. ​ “Ok get a grip of yourself Rino,” I said in my head. “Think about it and just sound the word out.” I could hear my Mom’s words bleating in my head as she so often did when I got stuck on a word. I began slowly, deep in thought and not willing to put one foot wrong sounding out each letter, “I … c.. u .. pee.”  There was silence and then the whole class erupted into hysterics, laughing their heads off, followed by Mr Higginbottom. Then I realised what I had just said when I sounded out the word; “I see you pee,” and I burst out into an embarrassed sort of laughter too. Mr Higginbottom came over and gave me a friendly pat on my head and ruffled my hair. It didn’t worry me that I’d combed it just the right way and put gel in it that morning. It was ok for Mr H to mess it up, but if my sister ever did it, she’d be dead meat. “Well”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“sometimes when things seem really bad, something really good happens out of the blue to make you forget the bad things,”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“accidently kicked him in the nuts and he went home squealing like a girl.”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“see”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“It was just an accident. But just in case Dad is telling the truth about Pugsley and the green ants though, I always wear shoes when”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“We”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“put”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“scrumdiddlyumptious”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“Diary of a Wickedly Cool Witch.”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“grand final had faded into the background of my brain and I was starting to get excited about going on the roller coaster and the Batman ride. The last time we had gone to Movie World I was only a toddler and had been too little to go on anything scary. They had little statues of movie characters next to each ride and if you weren’t as tall as they were, you couldn’t go on the ride. To be honest, back then I was too scared to go on anything anyway. Mom said when they tried to get me on the Scooby Doo ride, little China men would have heard me screaming in China. I think the only ride I went on all day was the merry-go-round. Even then I didn’t dare go on top of a horse that bobbed up and down. I sat in the safety of a stationary boat.              But this time I was going to go on everything. Mom said because it was a school day there might not be many queues so we could have as many turns as we wanted on everything. When we were finally at the ticket box I felt a stray smile sneaking up all over my face and taking over my grumpy frown. I tried to keep feeling sad about the playoffs, but the lure of Movie World was starting to take over me like a parasitic alien dominating his victim. No matter how I tried to fight the betrayal, the feelings of thrilling”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“I was sitting on the one with a Homer Simpson cover on it. It had a little hole in it right where Homer’s zip was in his jeans. It looked really funny because when I sat in it all the beans came flying out and it looked like he was peeing little white balls.”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“I … c.. u .. pee.”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“Ryan,” Mr H said, “I want you to spell the word icup.”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“To find out when other titles are released by this author, please send a quick email to the below address with your email address. Anyone on the mailing list will get to find out when they will be free for one weekend. Copy and paste. gameonboysseries@gmail.com”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“​Our dog Pugsley went to heaven because he got bitten by a green ant and died. Mom said he just got old and sick but Dad reckons he was riddled with green ant bites from rolling on the front lawn and they sucked the life out of him.”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“in the nuts and he went home squealing like a girl. It was just an accident. In case Dad is telling the truth about Pugsley and the green ants I always wear shoes now when I wrestle Fletch on the grass. That’s probably why it hurt him so much. Better than being bitten by a green ant though.”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“I have this obsession with green ants.”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“he went home squealing like a girl.”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“accidently kicked him in the nuts”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“Monster”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“intend”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“I quickly snuck in five minutes of zombie blasting, pig taming and built a big shopping centre on Minecraft, and”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“Doh!” he said like Bart Simpson”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“It’s $555, and I don’t care whether you’re the most perfect boy in the whole country, the whole world or the whole solar system for that matter, you will not be getting a PS 4 while it has a price tag like that on it. In fact even if it was half price you still wouldn’t be getting it.”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“We all burst into laughter and from that day on he has been the coolest teacher ever. It’s a pity about his name though, but he lets us call him Mr H so it’s not so embarrassing.”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“obsession with green ants. The other day when I was”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?” No-one in the class knew the answer, but someone yelled out, “that joke smells like poo, Mr Higginbottom.” The whole class roared with laughter. ”Ok enough!  What’s the answer Peter?” “Because it wanted to get to the bottom”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“Higginbottom rules!”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“Ummm umm ah,” he began, not knowing what to say. “Well that’s a very funny joke Peter,” Mr Higginbotton said, “but have you got a joke with some words that we might recognise?” “Oh”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“He was one of the coolest boys in our class. Everyone liked him, even the girls. Craig liked the girls too which is pretty gruesome.”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations