Brian Mwirigi

“Let me explain, let me go into what we in the mathematics business like to call one big ole fucking goddamn shit-eating hypothesis”
― Joe R. Lansdale, The Drive-In 3: The Bus Tour

“I saw something even more beautiful than a sense of humor: an appreciation for life’s essential absurdity.”
― Stephen King, 11/22/63

“These fucks next door. I got no problems with them yet, but I feel one brewing, way they watch me. They’re biding their time. I’d like to have you at my back, and there’s always the chance they’ll get you first, instead of me. I like the idea of a buffer.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, Mucho Mojo

“Nobody cared if you plagiarized in the third grade. All”
― Jonathan Janz, Children of the Dark