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Lancelot Schaubert

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in Little Egypt, The United States
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"Schaubert recounts a mischievous man's eight decades in Illinois's Little Egypt region in his picaresque debut BELL HAMMERS. Remmy's life of constant schemes and pranks and a lifelong feud with classmate Jim Johnstone and the local oil drilling company proves consequential. This is a hoot."
- Publisher's Weekly

He's also the author of the children's picture book horror Harry Rides the Danger, the editor for Of Gods and Globes III (+ vol. 1 + vol 2), Tap and Die, and The Greenwood Poet.

His work Cold Brewed reinvented the photonovel for the digital age and caught the attention of the Missouri Tourism Board who commissioned him to write and direct a second photonovel, The Joplin Undercurrent, in partnership with award-winning photographer, Mar
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Is Murakami a one trick pony? A dialog on writers. As ponies. Turning Tricks.

Lancelot Schaubert over at The Showbear Family Circus - Lancelot Schaubert's and Tara Schaubert's liberal arts circus. said ::

I texted Kendall a note circulating on Substack by  Alex and Vincenzo Barney quoting a professor who accused Murakami of being a one trick pony. I texted him for two reasons: one, Kendall loves Murakami and I haven’t read a single paragraph of the author; two, to troll Kend

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I saw this at Shakespeare in the park in Sunset Park. Normally, I wouldn’t count something I was so in and out of in terms of attention, but I’m counting everything this year to get to 100.

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Lancelot Schaubert added a status update: Brooklyn public access TV (BRIC) has booked my performance of my novel Bell Hammers at the Salon 7/6/26 at 5:30 AM and 3:30 PM. It will replay MON, WED, FRI 5:30am & 3:30pm, SUN 5:30am

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Started this in 2019, finished now. Full review to come, but it was masterful by the end. Dragged in the middle enough that I stopped
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“That's what marriage does, you know, holds a mirror up to every crack and crevice it finds hiding stuff down in your soul.”
Lancelot Schaubert, Bell Hammers

“Seems when I move towards me, the world tries to make me something else”
Lancelot Schaubert , Bell Hammers

“Seems when I move towards me, the world tries to make me something else - Wilson Remus Broganer”
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“A good book is the precious life-blood of a master spirit, embalmed and treasured up on purpose to a life beyond life.”
John Milton, Areopagitica

“Life in squats with my mother hadn't really prepared me for what to expect from the aristocracy. On balance, I'd have to say people were a lot better behaved in the squats.”
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“Life is the flight of the alone to the alone.”
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“Without a shadow of a doubt, the first fiction ever recounted was fantasy. Guys sitting around the campfire— Was it you who wrote the review? I thought I recognized it— Guys sitting around the campfire telling each other stories about the gods who made lightning, and stuff like that. They did not tell one another literary stories. They did not complain about difficulties of male menopause while being a junior lecturer on some midwestern college campus. Fantasy is without a shadow of a doubt the ur-literature, the spring from which all other literature has flown. Up to a few hundred years ago no one would have disagreed with this, because most stories were, in some sense, fantasy. Back in the middle ages, people wouldn’t have thought twice about bringing in Death as a character who would have a role to play in the story. Echoes of this can be seen in Pilgrim’s Progress, for example, which hark back to a much earlier type of storytelling. The epic of Gilgamesh is one of the earliest works of literature, and by the standard we would apply now— a big muscular guys with swords and certain godlike connections— That’s fantasy. The national literature of Finland, the Kalevala. Beowulf in England. I cannot pronounce Bahaghvad-Gita but the Indian one, you know what I mean. The national literature, the one that underpins everything else, is by the standards that we apply now, a work of fantasy.

Now I don’t know what you’d consider the national literature of America, but if the words Moby Dick are inching their way towards this conversation, whatever else it was, it was also a work of fantasy. Fantasy is kind of a plasma in which other things can be carried. I don’t think this is a ghetto. This is, fantasy is, almost a sea in which other genres swim. Now it may be that there has developed in the last couple of hundred years a subset of fantasy which merely uses a different icongraphy, and that is, if you like, the serious literature, the Booker Prize contender. Fantasy can be serious literature. Fantasy has often been serious literature. You have to fairly dense to think that Gulliver’s Travels is only a story about a guy having a real fun time among big people and little people and horses and stuff like that. What the book was about was something else. Fantasy can carry quite a serious burden, and so can humor. So what you’re saying is, strip away the trolls and the dwarves and things and put everyone into modern dress, get them to agonize a bit, mention Virginia Woolf a few times, and there! Hey! I’ve got a serious novel. But you don’t actually have to do that.”
Terry Pratchett

“That’s what happens when you study men: you find mare’s nests. I happen to believe that you can’t study men; you can only get to know them, which is quite a different thing. Because you study them, you want to make the lower orders govern the country and listen to classical music, which is balderdash. You also want to take away from them everything which makes life worth living and not only from them but from everyone except a parcel of prigs and professors.”
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Lancelot Schaubert Cathy wrote: "Thanks for the friends request!"

My pleasure, thanks for hanging


Cathy Thanks for the friends request!


Lancelot Schaubert Tracey wrote: "Hi Lance,

Thanks for the friend request.

Best,

Tracey"


Hey thanks Tracey. Grateful to be connected.


Lancelot Schaubert Richard wrote: "Thanks for accepting the friend request, Lance! And happy belated birthday too!"

My pleasure Richard! And thanks for that — probably should take that down for privacy purposes, but kind of you all the same.


Lancelot Schaubert Wendy'sThoughts wrote: "Thank you for finding me :DDD
Yes, have many books in common and hope to have more. Be Safe and stay Healthy."


My pleasure. Indeed — see you soon!


Wendy'sThoughts Thank you for finding me :DDD
Yes, have many books in common and hope to have more. Be Safe and stay Healthy.


Lancelot Schaubert Sandra wrote: "Hi Lancelot,
Thanks for the friend-request! :)"


Hey Sandra — my pleasure. Thanks for the add.


Sandra Hi Lancelot,
Thanks for the friend-request! :)


Lancelot Schaubert Nenia ❤️️ I hate everything you love ❤️️ wrote: "Hi! Thanks for adding me! :)"

My pleasure!


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Nenia Campbell Hi! Thanks for adding me! :)


Lancelot Schaubert Tracey wrote: "Hi Lance,

Thanks for the friend request.

Best,

Tracey"


Welcome.


Lancelot Schaubert Richard wrote: "Thanks for accepting the friend request, Lance! And happy belated birthday too!"

Welcome and thank you!


Richard Thanks for accepting the friend request, Lance! And happy belated birthday too!


Tracey Graves Hi Lance,

Thanks for the friend request.

Best,

Tracey


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