Bell Hammers Quotes

“That's what marriage does, you know, holds a mirror up to every crack and crevice it finds hiding stuff down in your soul.”
― Lancelot Schaubert, Bell Hammers

“Seems when I move towards me, the world tries to make me something else”
― Lancelot Schaubert , Bell Hammers

“Seems when I move towards me, the world tries to make me something else - Wilson Remus Broganer”
― Lancelot Schaubert, Bell Hammers

“Preacher said, "I want a nice clean marriage, no shots below the belt."
Remmy said, “Obviously you’ve never been on a honeymoon.”
― Lancelot Schaubert, Bell Hammers

“Of course the boys had the last say. You don’t steal all the homing pigeons in the columbaria of a good night of Camelot and think you’re going to get away with it. So Remmy and a couple of others took to a couple of those poles with a camping hatchet. It was days and days of work for that gang of eight year olds, but they cut at it and cut at it and the thing finally fell with the great crash of an electrified redwood. All sparks and splinters. It cut out most of the service from the Triple-J Barbed Wire Telephone Company and started a small brush fire, so that was the end of that enterprise.”
― Lancelot Schaubert, Bell Hammers