Runningrabbit

“So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection,” I state, rambling because they have me nervous.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“Turning up Gower Street, she was headed to the First Presbyterian Church, not that she had suddenly decided to become born again or some shit. No, there was an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting that was about to let out, so she figured she would drop off a little gift by the exit. Nothing big, just the six pack. That was not why she had come, of course, but why pass up the opportunity to lead someone into temptation?”
― Joel Crofoot, Michael's Passion

“The waitress arrived with Leo’s Coke and my water, asking for our orders– pulled pork poutine for me because, bad Jew, and a mushroom burger that I know Leo got so that I wouldn’t want a bite. Fungus was a medical condition to clear up with ointment, not food.”
― Deborah Wilde, The Unlikeable Demon Hunter

“Even though his ass extended past the seat, it was so rock hard that it didn’t droop over the sides. I checked twice to make sure.”
― Deborah Wilde, The Unlikeable Demon Hunter