Four Psychos Quotes

“So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection,” I state, rambling because they have me nervous.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“I’ve decided that’s what I must be—a protective spirit who has been cursed to watch over the most self-centered brats in history, who are willingly about to run through this deadly thing.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“My epiphany has been that none of you deserve me. You can look. You can fantasize. Like I've had to. Try to bring home a woman, and I'll make farting noises while wearing a dolphin costume and acting like I'm humping each of you. See how long you can hold an erection then.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“Pinocchio is a movie that resonates very deeply with you?” Ezekiel asks from far behind me, probably cautioned not to get too close so I can’t whammy him with my evil vagina powers.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“The point is, we can’t enjoy a woman, unless we enjoy her together. It’s part of the bond. None of us have ever had a woman on our own.” “So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection,” I state, rambling because they have me nervous.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“Told you; you learn a lot about your moral compass when yours is the only opinion that matters. Turns out, I’m an unapologetic psychopath.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“I wonder what it’s like to be a part of something. To feel as though you know your purpose and have your people.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“my epiphany has been that none of you deserve me. You can look. You can fantasize. Like I’ve had to. Try to bring home a woman, and I’ll make farting noises while wearing a dolphin costume and acting like I’m humping each of you. See how long you can hold an erection then,”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection,”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“Four always likes the gory stuff. He actually grins when blood is slashed. Three lights up like a horny teenager when anything to do with sex is on.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“my epiphany has been that none of you deserve me. You can look. You can fantasize. Like I’ve had to. Try to bring home a woman, and I’ll make farting noises while wearing a dolphin costume and acting like I’m humping each of you. See how long you can hold an erection then,” I carry on, feeling a little proud of that threat as they all eye me like the psychotic girl in the room.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“I’ve worked too hard to survive to die now by the hands of the ones who once gave me purpose and a reason to want to survive.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“curse. “She’s going to draw attention. It’s not late enough for this,”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“I have no idea where it is. I just hop a ride when you do your disappearing thing.” “You can trail our siphons?” Jude asks, interested. “You call it a siphon? Then yeah; I can trail that. I just have to be close enough when you do it.” He moves toward me. “Then hold on. We can just ask someone who might know what’s going on.” My fingers go to his body without hesitation, and Kai snaps at him not to do it just as we disappear. The wind whirs in my ears much louder than before, and we appear in the back of an alleyway. “We’re seeing your pawn shop friend, aren’t we?” I ask him. He doesn’t even bother asking me how I know that. “Yes,” is his only reply as the other three join us. Kai stalks forward. “Until we figure out what’s going on, we can’t risk our very important friends by exposing them to a possible threat.” Jude ignores him, leading the way, and Ezekiel trails me as we walk out of the alley. I move through the wall of the pawn shop, causing Ezekiel to curse. “She’s going to draw attention. It’s not late enough for this,”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“His eyes widen seconds before the first thing I remember ever feeling comes in the form of blunt, mind-searing pain. Then just as quickly as it appeared, it’s gone, as the man and I topple to the ground. I pass right through him, barely managing to stop myself from passing through the floor”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“Two—I love his voice the most—”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“One is the type to react differently the most to things. Sometimes he’s into gore. Sometimes the sex.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“Two likes to watch with heat in his eyes instead of eager, unlike Three. He also likes to watch”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“One, who is built just as freakishly perfect, has very light hair, but not quite blond. It also looks the softest, and I really want to get my fingers tangled in it one day.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“Four is definitely my favorite.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“Two is a close second though, because he takes his time. His blond hair is a stark contrast to Four’s inky black hair. The two side by side have no visible similarities, besides the fact they’re carved like sexy stones. Three is probably the most attractive—blindingly gorgeous, to be honest. But it’s wasted because he’s so”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“Jude—Four—is the dark and tempting type. Not generally brooding, but certainly foreboding. A sinister twinkle sometimes flickers in his eyes. Dark hair, dark eyes, beautifully tan skin, and a body that would set my panties on fire if I could wear physical panties.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“It’s a consuming, burning desire that swarms you, making you desperate for touch like I never imagined possible. And if he doesn’t touch me everywhere—every inch of my skin—soon, I’m afraid I might actually cry.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“Humming softly, I walk down the beautiful halls that go unappreciated. I’d planned on making my bedroom one of the ones on this side, just to show this side some love.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“I can feel the weight of his gaze, and I swear, if I could have an orgasm, just the weight of someone’s gaze would give it to me.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“If I tie you up, I can promise you that you’ll enjoy every fucking moment of it.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“We all enjoy receiving, little spirit.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“I hate her. I hate all of them. And yes, I realize it’s because of petty jealousy.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“hate her. I hate all of them. And yes, I realize it’s because of petty jealousy.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos

“my boys”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos