Stephen

“They can keep their heaven. When I die, I’d sooner go to Middle-earth.”
― George R.R. Martin

“It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer.”
― Albert Einstein

“Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore.”
― Albert Einstein

“I heard about this man who fell into a pit, and while he was down there several people came by and offered their opinions. The Pharisee said, “You deserve to be in the pit.” The Catholic said, “You need to suffer while you’re in the pit.” The Baptist said, “If you’d been saved, you wouldn’t have fallen into the pit.” The charismatic said, “Just confess I’m not in the pit.” The mathematician said, “Let me calculate how you fell into the pit.” The IRS agent said, “Have you paid taxes on that pit?” The optimist said, “Things could be worse.” The pessimist said, “Things will get worse.”
― Joel Osteen, You Can, You Will: 8 Undeniable Qualities of a Winner