Tom Bunyon

“MYTH 280. | Spaghetti originated in Italy. Spaghetti originated in China. Magellan tasted it on his travels in Asian and brought”
― John Brown, 1000 Random Things You Always Believed That Are Not True

“OM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM. "Get that carrot!" "Grab it!" But I managed to eat it before they took it from me.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6

“Ironically, the internal version number of Windows 7 is version 6.1,[1] which implies that Microsoft considers its newest operating system to be a (relatively) minor revision of Windows Vista (version 6.0).”
― David A. Karp, Windows 7 Annoyances: Tips, Secrets, and Solutions

“MYTH373. | Paul Revere rode through the night to warn the colonists that, "the British are coming!" What really happened is that Revere rode in silence to avoid army patrols while spreading the word to key people. He also used the warning, "the regulars are coming out," as opposed to "the British" since many colonists were still loyal to the crown.”
― John Brown, 1000 Random Things You Always Believed That Are Not True