Mr. Sunny Is Funny! Quotes

“*It is a known fact that if you stand up on a chair, put your fingers in your ears, and announce “I love turnips,” people will think you’re weird.”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Sunny Is Funny!

“Girls are weird,” I told the guys as we walked away from Andrea. “You can say that again,” Michael said. “Girls are weird.”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Sunny Is Funny!

“monsters just to be on the safe”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Sunny Is Funny!

“Sunny and headed back to the beach house. “I have great news, A.J.!” my mom yelled from the porch. “I just got off the phone. One of your friends from school is going to be sharing the house with us!” “Yippee!” I said. “Who is it? Ryan? Michael? Neil?” “No,” my mother replied. “It’s Andrea Young.” WHAT?????????!!!!!!!!!!! 3 Bummer in the Summer!”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Sunny Is Funny!

“6 Nah-Nah-Nah Boo-Boo Y’know how your teacher says you have to read a chapter in a book before you can have fun? And you really don’t want to? Well, read this chapter. Then go have fun! And tell your teacher nah-nah-nah boo-boo!”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Sunny Is Funny!

“Three months is 12 weeks. That’s 12 whole weeks with no Andrea! I got a calculator for Christmas, and I figured it out. Twelve weeks times 7 days in a week is 84 days. That’s 84 days with no Andrea! And 84 days times 24 hours in a day is 2,016 hours. That’s 2,016 hours with no Andrea! And 2,016 hours times 60 minutes in an hour is 120,960 minutes. That’s 120,960 minutes with no Andrea! And 120,960 minutes times 60 seconds in a minute is 7,257,600 seconds.”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Sunny Is Funny!