Death by Toilet Paper Quotes

“Inside my best friend’s kitchen, blood spatters cover every surface—the kitchen table, including the pepper mill, the wall behind the table and much of the tile floor. Even their cat, Psycho, has a blood spatter across her white fur. My eyes, open wide with horror, take in each gruesome detail. Lying on the blood-spattered floor with a cleaver buried in his chest is my best friend’s dad, Mr. Taylor. He’s wearing his chef’s apron from Chez Gourmet, but the apron is more red than white. A trickle of blood leaks from the side of his mouth and drips into his beard, then onto the sticky floor.”
― Donna Gephart, Death by Toilet Paper

“dummy.”
― Donna Gephart, Death by Toilet Paper

“Besides, motels cost money, and last time I checked, you’re not Donald Trump.” “Of course I’m not Donald Trump,” Zeyde says. “He has hair.”
― Donna Gephart, Death by Toilet Paper

“There’s more than one way to lose someone you love.”
― Donna Gephart, Death by Toilet Paper

“I thought you said the lasagna—”
― Donna Gephart, Death by Toilet Paper