Wesley

“Of all the seven deadly sins, only Envy is no fun at all.”
― Joseph Epstein, Envy: The Seven Deadly Sins

“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.”
― Benjamin Brewster

“If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy