Corina

“To live a life well, to have no regrets, be you fish, maiden, or even a damnable legger. To close your eyes and know that there was peace in the beyond and to smile because now the pain would soon be over and there’d be nothing more beyond that but joy. Yes, there was beauty in death.”
― Jovee Winters, The Sea Queen

“Yeah, I said it!”
― Romesh Ranganathan

“Or one time, I’d even managed to restrain my violent temper when a pack of bawdy sailors had kidnapped one of my sea maidens, attempting to rape her. Instead of following my first inclination of sinking their ship, opening up a fissure in the earth so that lava spewed up from its guts and boiled them alive, I instead chopped off their balls, boiled them in onion water, and fed them to Bruce, my pet great white. I was rather proud of myself for that level of restraint.”
― Jovee Winters, The Sea Queen

“My kids are such fucking squares.”
― Romesh Ranganathan, As Good As It Gets: Life Lessons from a Reluctant Adult