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“I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!”
― Steven Wright

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban