Yo > Yo's Quotes

“I totally carpe-d the snot out of this diem!”
― Jerry Scott

“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant; How To Become A Virgin; Resident Alien

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

“California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange.”
― Fred Allen

“I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!”
― Steven Wright

“Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?”
― Steven Wright

“i busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.”
― Steven Wright

“Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?”
― Steven Wright

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban