Olivia

“Look, I really don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive, you've got to flap your arms and legs, you got to jump around a lot, you got to make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death. And therefore, as I see it, if you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy, or at least your thoughts should be noisy, colorful and lively.”
― Mel Brooks

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.”
― Erma Bombeck

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

“Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?”
― Groucho Marx