Vin

“Does the king know you're back?"

"Nope! I'm trying to think of a properly dramatic way to inform him. Perhaps a hundred chasmfiends marching in unison, singing an ode to my magnificence."

"That sounds… hard."

"Yeah, the storming things have real trouble tuning their tonic chords and maintaining just intonation."

"I have no idea what you just said."

"Yeah, the storming things have real trouble tuning their tonic chords and maintaining just intonation.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings

“Humans can see the world as it is not. It is why your lies can be so strong. You are able to not admit that they are lies.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance

“Exhaustion,” Dalinar said, “pain, suffering. This is what victory usually feels”
― Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance

“This is a lot more satisfying," he said, "when I have intelligent life whom I can render awed, rapt with attention for my clever verbosity."
The ugly lizard-crab-thing on the next rock over clicked its claw, an almost hesitant sound.
"Your right, of course," Wit said. "My usual audience isn't particularly intelligent. That was also the obvious joke, however, so shame on you.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance