Julia

“The thing about talking swords…it’s hard to tell when they’re kidding. They have no facial expressions. Or faces.”
― Rick Riordan, The Sword of Summer

“The most unreal thing about the bar was Taylor Swift’s ‘Blank Space’ blasting from the speakers.

‘Dwarves like human music?’ I asked Blitzen.

‘You mean humans like our music.’

‘But …’ I had a sudden image of Taylor Swift’s mom and Freya having a girls’ night out in Nidavellir. ‘Never mind.”
― Rick Riordan, The Sword of Summer

“wtf even is your sexuality”
― Dan Howell

“Blades before babes, you know what I’m saying?”
― Rick Riordan, The Sword of Summer