Nick

“Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.”
― Lemony Snicket

“I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
― Oscar Wilde

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies