Jay

“What kind of man eats your fish when you won't sleep with him?”
― Stephanie Rowe, Kiss at Your Own Risk

“You should know I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they say the best revenge is living well. I say it’s acid in the face—who will love them now?”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.”
― Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten

“Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much as you do.”
― Matt Dunn, The Ex-Boyfriend's Handbook