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“Come back home with me, Princess."
"Why?"
"I bought new glasess. And plates. There's nobody there to throw them at me.”
― Zoya Tessi, Perfect Opposite

“Alex?”
“What now?” he nudged the door open and lifted me again.
“Do you have a girlfriend?”
“That's none of your business.”
“That means you do." I yawned, “Well I feel sorry for her. Guess I’d want to off myself if I were going steady with a guy like you…”
“Feeling is mutual. Trust me.”
“The way you behave... You have a serious problem, you know that, right?”
“How could I forget about it? It’s right under my nose and it doesn’t stop yapping.”
― Zoya Tessi, Perfect Opposite

“What's wrong with her?” Alex drawled, pointing the top of the carton at Beth and bringing me back to reality.

“I don’t think she expected to see a tattooed monster jumping out of our fridge.”
― Zoya Tessi, Perfect Opposite

“Don’t you think it's time to earn some of the money Nikolai pays you?” I asked quietly, careful not to let Beth overhear.

“On the contrary, Princess. I don’t think Nikolai pays me enough. Spending all my days in your sweet company qualifies me for special, early retirement.”
― zoya tessi