Alex Quotes

“Come back home with me, Princess."
"Why?"
"I bought new glasess. And plates. There's nobody there to throw them at me.”
― Zoya Tessi, Perfect Opposite

“Alex?”
“What now?” he nudged the door open and lifted me again.
“Do you have a girlfriend?”
“That's none of your business.”
“That means you do." I yawned, “Well I feel sorry for her. Guess I’d want to off myself if I were going steady with a guy like you…”
“Feeling is mutual. Trust me.”
“The way you behave... You have a serious problem, you know that, right?”
“How could I forget about it? It’s right under my nose and it doesn’t stop yapping.”
― Zoya Tessi, Perfect Opposite

“What's wrong with her?” Alex drawled, pointing the top of the carton at Beth and bringing me back to reality.

“I don’t think she expected to see a tattooed monster jumping out of our fridge.”
― Zoya Tessi, Perfect Opposite

“When you truly love another person, you're fragile. Not in the sense that someone's words or actions hurt you, because you can be true to yourself even when you're feeling hurt. When you really love someone, you're willing to lose everything that makes you who you are, and you'd do it in the blink of an eye. And even if it's all in vain, there's nothing in it you'd regret.”
― Zoya Tessi, Perfect Opposite

“You going to wear black for that funeral?” he asked, looking down at the continent-sized bruise on my arm.
“What are you talking about? Whose funeral?”
“That of your soon-to-be-deceased ex.”
“What!? Are you crazy?” I squeaked.
“Well, I suppose black isn’t your color of choice, but people will talk if you go there dressed in shocking pink, you know...”
― Zoya Tessi, Perfect Opposite

“An interesting observation. I must admit I’m a little surprised, though. No girl’s ever complained about it before. You’re the first...”

“I didn’t mean your muscle tone, Narcissus. I mean that... thing. I didn’t know you were in the habit of decorating your body with portraits of your victims. It totally reminds me of the cockroach you so theatrically banished from this life.”
― Zoya Tessi, Perfect Opposite