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“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
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“I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine!
-random kid talking to Ari”
― School's Out—Forever
-random kid talking to Ari”
― School's Out—Forever
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
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“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
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“I want to be with those who know secret things or else alone.”
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Muhammad’s 2024 Year in Books
Take a look at Muhammad’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
24 books
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30 friends
1 book
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136 friends
6 books
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44 friends
3 books
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34 friends
6 books
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89 friends
1 book
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118 friends
3 books
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19 friends
1 book
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40 friends
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