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“Time has power, as does place. I say again, be cautious today, Ryoka Griffin. Since you travel, it would be best if you enter no house uninvited nor ask for any favors of those you meet upon the road. Utter no curses, ask for no blessings if ye are unwilling to pay the price. And make no bargains, make no promises. Tell no lies.”
― Pirateaba, Winter Solstice

“I will not scream. I may excrete all my bodily waste, however. Is that acceptable?”
― Pirateaba, Blood of Liscor

“We are not monsters yet; But we do not forget; We are lost, outcasts all. I caught him too late. His sigh— A shudder. Last goodbye. Time passes, cities rise and nations fall; And yet they will always hate us all. Goblins. Why do they hate us so? Why does the wind blow? I suppose I will never know.”
― Pirateaba, The General of Izril

“Klbkch would let Erin take over to tell another story—Charlotte’s Web, a story which would cause much emotional distress on the part of every Soldier who had killed Shield Spiders.”
― Pirateaba, The General of Izril