Jodi

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
― Woody Allen

“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
― Winston Churchill

“On the whole, a woman isn't keen on her mother-in-law if she's controlling, disapproving, or interfering. Mine is a triple major in the "ings" and took extra night classes in calculating just for kicks. The woman is a hate nerd.”
― Stephanie Klein