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“He's like a drug for you, Bella.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
― Woody Allen

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. It dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path.

-The Last Seance (from The Hound of Death and Other Stories, also Double Sin and Other Stories)”
― Agatha Christie, The Hound of Death and Other Stories

“On the whole, a woman isn't keen on her mother-in-law if she's controlling, disapproving, or interfering. Mine is a triple major in the "ings" and took extra night classes in calculating just for kicks. The woman is a hate nerd.”
― Stephanie Klein

“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
― Winston Churchill