Randy Lander

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Randy’s Bookshelves

to-read‎ (68)
currently-reading‎ (0)
read‎ (2277)
did-not-finish‎ (0)
graphic-novels‎ (1801)
swanky-hardcovers‎ (490)
marvel-superheroes‎ (363)
dc-superheroes‎ (301)
science-fiction‎ (203)
indy-superheroes‎ (162)
fantasy‎ (154)
crime‎ (148)

2015-reading-list‎ (130)
dc-vertigo‎ (120)
horror‎ (115)
manga‎ (101)
gaming‎ (86)
humor‎ (85)
2016-reading-list‎ (77)
kids-books‎ (72)
2022-reading-list‎ (64)
eberron‎ (55)
2017-reading-list‎ (51)
80s-favorites‎ (51)

2018-reading-list‎ (47)
to-buy‎ (47)
2025-reading-list‎ (46)
2021-reading-list‎ (44)
art-books‎ (44)
2019-reading-list‎ (39)
2020-reading-list‎ (39)
2023-reading-list‎ (37)
2024-reading-list‎ (37)
biographies‎ (37)
webcomic-collections‎ (36)
espionage‎ (25)

2026-reading-list‎ (21)
books-about-sex-by-comic-book-write‎ (16)
pathfinder‎ (16)
politics‎ (15)
food‎ (11)
western‎ (11)
classics‎ (8)
anthologies‎ (5)
2014-reading-list‎ (4)
nonfiction‎ (1)

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Randy’s Quotes

“Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
― William Goldman, Four Screenplays with Essays: Marathon Man - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid - The Princess Bride - Misery

tags: life, pain

6218 likes

“If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.”
― Jon Stewart

tags: ashcroft, civil-rights, funny, patriot-act

270 likes

“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
― Jerry Seinfeld

116 likes

“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

tags: charles-bayard-mitchell

101645 likes

“Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.”
― Jerry Seinfeld

tags: dance, humor, music, radio, shower

1400 likes

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