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“Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“So help me god,” I said. “I will abandon you right here and right now if you choose to take up the kazoo.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“To whom do mad gods pray? Englishmen?”
― I, Q
― I, Q
“They were all gone. All I had left in this world was right here. Mongo soon started to snore. I could feel Donut’s warmth against the back of my neck. She breathed softly, oblivious of all that had occurred tonight. This, I thought, this is my family.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
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