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“The Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?”
― Adam Rex, The True Meaning of Smekday

“Oftentimes, I feel that man invented language solely to satisfy his deep need to complain.”
― Dale E. Basye, Wise Acres: The Seventh Circle of Heck

“Remember this: however bad you think things are today, however awful you consider our leaders to be, however stupid you think your fellow Americans are, this country has seen worse times, including - to name a few - the Civil War, 9/11, the Great Depression, and six seasons of Jersey Shore. We muddled through those times. We will muddle through these.”
― Dave Barry, Lessons From Lucy: The Simple Joys of an Old, Happy Dog

“Sometimes I think the main purpose of professional sports is to give guys something to talk about that does not involve them personally.”
― Dave Barry, Lessons From Lucy: The Simple Joys of an Old, Happy Dog