Heather

“Sometimes I think the main purpose of professional sports is to give guys something to talk about that does not involve them personally.”
― Dave Barry, Lessons From Lucy: The Simple Joys of an Old, Happy Dog

“Oftentimes, I feel that man invented language solely to satisfy his deep need to complain.”
― Dale E. Basye, Wise Acres: The Seventh Circle of Heck

“For all I know, some of my close friends could be dead. The only way to find out would be to call them up and talk to them about what's going on in their lives, and I never do that.

I think this is true of many guys, even the ones who are not Humor Personalities: we do not view talking about our personal lives as an acceptable activity.”
― Dave Barry, Lessons From Lucy: The Simple Joys of an Old, Happy Dog

“She didn't know a lot about politics – yet – but she'd learned enough in her history classes to know politics could always be counted on to make a bad situation worse.”
― David Weber, A Beautiful Friendship