Heather

“Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your home stuff to school and work on it there. You can't say, 'I didn't finish sleeping at home, so I have to work on finishing my sleep here.”
― Jim Benton, Nobody's Perfect. I'm as Close as It Gets

“In my experience, any trend that reaches the point where large organizations are inflicting it on their personnel has a high statistical probability of being stupid.”
― Dave Barry, Lessons From Lucy: The Simple Joys of an Old, Happy Dog

“If the monkey really wanted to get the weasel, he would’ve stopped wasting time and burned down the mulberry bush.”
― M.E. Castle, Cloneward Bound: The Clone Chronicles #2

“Remember this: however bad you think things are today, however awful you consider our leaders to be, however stupid you think your fellow Americans are, this country has seen worse times, including - to name a few - the Civil War, 9/11, the Great Depression, and six seasons of Jersey Shore. We muddled through those times. We will muddle through these.”
― Dave Barry, Lessons From Lucy: The Simple Joys of an Old, Happy Dog