Heather

“If the monkey really wanted to get the weasel, he would’ve stopped wasting time and burned down the mulberry bush.”
― M.E. Castle, Cloneward Bound: The Clone Chronicles #2

“Oftentimes, I feel that man invented language solely to satisfy his deep need to complain.”
― Dale E. Basye, Wise Acres: The Seventh Circle of Heck

“Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your home stuff to school and work on it there. You can't say, 'I didn't finish sleeping at home, so I have to work on finishing my sleep here.”
― Jim Benton, Nobody's Perfect. I'm as Close as It Gets

“The Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?”
― Adam Rex, The True Meaning of Smekday