Finn Droesch

“At the gate, the sign proclaimed that work meant freedom.”
― Elie Wiesel, Night

“You’re a robot, and you’re an idiot, so I’m calling you a robot idiot.” “Technically, I am not a robot; I am an artificial intelligence,” said the voice cheerily. “As for whether or not I am an idiot, that is not for me to decide.” “Don’t worry, I’ve already decided it for you,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 36: Unofficial Minecraft Books

“Detective Carl McCarl put on his sunglasses. Um, Carl, wasn’t Detective Carl McCarl already wearing sunglasses? Well, he’s wearing two pairs now. Two pairs of sunglasses are extra cool.”
― Dave Villager, Carl and Alex Present: World War Potato: An Unofficial Minecraft Story

“Are all Russians crazy?” “Yes,” he said with a smile. “It is the only way to be Russian and happy at the same time.”
― Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary