Finn Droesch > Finn's Quotes

“Carl sighed. “I never was very good at geometry.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book Two: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Unfortunately, the enderman was able to tear at Biff’s flesh. “Aarrgghh!” Biff screamed. He looked down at his injured arm and saw the purple, diseased goo from the enderman’s hand entering the wound.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book Two: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“If that’s your idea of a good friend, brah,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book Two: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Jimmy tossed his diamond chest plate into the lava river. He jumped onto it from the shore,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book Two: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“He then began to flap his arms up and down as though he were a chicken. “Cluck. I’m the Glitch Queen. Cluck. I’m so smart. Cluck. I think killing people is an art project. Cluck. I’m so stupid I can’t do anything without my lame wooden stick. Cluck --”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book Two: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Any last words, creeper?” she said. “Yes,” said Carl, “you’re a big idiot, and I hate you.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Performing a half flip is one of the most efficient ways to turn your car around.”
― Mark Powers, The Unofficial Guide to Rocket League: 50 Tips and Tricks to go from Disgrace to Ace

“but I have a suspicion that fecal matter will be floating to the surface during this conclave. We’ll see how badly it stinks of conspiracy”
― Neal Shusterman, Thunderhead

“Oh,” said Alex. “Er, sorry about calling you losers, guys. No hard feelings.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“This gives turkeys a 360-degree range of vision.”
― Tyler Backhause, 1,000 Random Facts Everyone Should Know: A collection of random facts useful for the bar trivia night, get-together or as conversation starter.

“early forms of hockey were played with frozen cow dung for a puck!”
― Tyler Backhause, 1,000 Random Facts Everyone Should Know: A collection of random facts useful for the bar trivia night, get-together or as conversation starter.

“Don’t pretend you wouldn’t like to get married too,” Carl teased. “And we all know who you’d like to get married to!” Spidroth slapped Carl on the side of the head.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I had loads of good jokes written in my speech. There was one about how piglins look a lot like pigs. It was pretty funny.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“you know that Spidroth and I had that… you know…” “That kiss in the Nether in front of everyone?” asked Porkins.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 36: Unofficial Minecraft Books

“You’re a robot, and you’re an idiot, so I’m calling you a robot idiot.” “Technically, I am not a robot; I am an artificial intelligence,” said the voice cheerily. “As for whether or not I am an idiot, that is not for me to decide.” “Don’t worry, I’ve already decided it for you,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 36: Unofficial Minecraft Books

“The computer immediately translates the result. “Original crew was twenty-three. Now is only me.” That octave-drop…I think it’s emotion. “They…did they die?” “Yes.”
― Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary

“Are all Russians crazy?” “Yes,” he said with a smile. “It is the only way to be Russian and happy at the same time.”
― Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary

“Some of them had lost all their potato flesh and were nothing more than balls of metal”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 36: Unofficial Minecraft Books

“Dave, who was fast asleep in his own bed, his big nose squished against his pillow. Spidroth grinned.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 36: Unofficial Minecraft Books

“Detective Carl McCarl put on his sunglasses. Um, Carl, wasn’t Detective Carl McCarl already wearing sunglasses? Well, he’s wearing two pairs now. Two pairs of sunglasses are extra cool.”
― Dave Villager, Carl and Alex Present: World War Potato: An Unofficial Minecraft Story

“A few of them stopped to get Detective McCarl’s autograph, but then they keep kept running.”
― Dave Villager, Carl and Alex Present: World War Potato: An Unofficial Minecraft Story

“At the gate, the sign proclaimed that work meant freedom.”
― Elie Wiesel, Night

“Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. Sometimes we must interfere. When human lives are endangered, when human dignity is in jeopardy, national borders and sensitivities become irrelevant.”
― Elie Wiesel, Night