Dave the Villager 33 Quotes

“So, what’s the escape plan?” Alex asked. Creepo Jones gave her a curious look. “What escape plan?” he asked. “You said that no cell can hold you,” said Alex, “so I assume you have a plan to escape?” Creepo Jones’s cheeks glowed red.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“What is that strange thing?” said Liza, looking at the potato. “A potato,” said Carl. “Unfortunately, they’re poisonous to illagers, so I can’t let you have any. Sorry.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“I’m gonna try my best,” said Carl. “But if I die horribly, plant a potato tree in my honor.” “Um, I don’t think potatoes grow on trees, old bean,” said Porkins. “Well, plant a tree and stick some potatoes in the branches,” said Carl. “Come on, use your imagination”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“I’m gonna try my best,” said Carl. “But if I die horribly, plant a potato tree in my honor.” “Um, I don’t think potatoes grow on trees, old bean,” said Porkins. “Well, plant a tree and stick some potatoes in the branches,” said Carl. “Come on, use your imagination.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“They won’t capture the great Creepo Jones,” said Creepo Jones. “Nobody captures the great Creepo Jones!” “I don’t want to burst your bubble, but they’ve already captured you once already,” said Carl. “Well, nobody catches the great Creepo Jones twice,” said Creepo Jones. “Um, Master,” said Milo, “what about that time you got captured twice by the Zombie Prince?” “Shut up, Milo!” snapped Creepo Jones. “That was just very bad luck!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“What could possibly go wrong?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“And then I met Dave, and every five minutes we ended up getting captured or running away from monsters.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

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― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“How do I send you my fan art? Email davevillagerauthor@gmail.com”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Captain Preston was cursing his bad luck. Two days ago, he’d been promoted and was looking forward to proving himself, and today it had all gone wrong.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Dave, it’s been three minutes! Why haven’t you responded to my email???”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“is time for Lady Spidrothbrine to fly.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Any last words, creeper?” she said. “Yes,” said Carl, “you’re a big idiot, and I hate you.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“And finally, WingedGhost6 imagines what a final battle with Herobrine might look like. What’s Robo-Steve doing there??? He’s meant to be dead!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“There are some bad guys here who ordered a large Alex with extra Alex, and I’m going to give it to them.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series