Dave the Villager 35 Quotes

“As an English person, do you use words like "chaps" and "blaggards" in real life? I’m afraid not, old bean.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Well, if they catch us, it’s going to be perplexing how dead we are,” said Carl. “I do not believe that is a proper use of the word perplexing,” said P1G0.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Got it, old chap,” said Porkins. “Let’s give these blaggards a darn good thrashing. Pip pip, tally-ho, chocks away!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“What is comic book?” asked Poffo, picking up one of Carl and Alex’s pages. “It’s like a normal book, but it tells a story with pictures instead of words,” said Alex. “Well, there are some words, but less than in a normal book. I don’t really know how to explain it.” “Comic book look fun,” said Poffo, studying the page. “Who is green worm in picture?” “That’s Carl,” said Alex. Poffo looked at the picture, then at Carl, and at the picture again, then at Carl again. “Picture not good,” said Poffo. “Does artist have small brain?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Saggo keep wedding dress on,” said Saggo. “It took Saggo long time to get on. Wedding dress complicated. Saggo no have time to take off and get changed.” “It must be so cool and romantic getting married,” grinned Alex. “Is it cool and romantic, Saggo?” “It was cool and romantic,” said Saggo, “before Saggo’s husband-to-be turned into zombie. Husband-to-be turning into zombie isn’t very romantic.” “No,” said Alex. “I suppose it’s not.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Yes,” said Spidroth, raising an eyebrow and giving Alex a suspicious stare. “You certainly looked like you were having fun, Alex.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Conko like weddings,” said Conko happily. “Conko got cool dance moves, so Conko always get lots of kisses from girls.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“ROOK,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“rolled his eyes”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“old”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Poffo looked at the picture, then at Carl, and at the picture again, then at Carl again. “Picture not good,” said Poffo. “Does artist have small brain?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“The normal piglin reached the top of the staircase. He was wearing netherite armor, apart from his helmet was missing, and his eyes were glowing green.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Does artist have small brain?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I had loads of good jokes written in my speech. There was one about how piglins look a lot like pigs. It was pretty funny.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Don’t pretend you wouldn’t like to get married too,” Carl teased. “And we all know who you’d like to get married to!” Spidroth slapped Carl on the side of the head.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Right, wish me luck. And if I die, I want you all to know that you’re big idiots.” “Thanks, Carl,” said Alex cheerily.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Let me know if I’ve missed you out!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“minding”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“You’ll still have your wedding, I promise.” “Saggo hopes so,” sobbed the piglin. “Saggo already paid for catering.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I can help you write some jokes for the speech,” said Alex. “People are always laughing at me, so I must be funny.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Picture not good,” said Poffo. “Does artist have small brain?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I was thinking jet black with red eyes,” said Carl. “And his catchphrase is: ‘I came back from the dead, and now you’re going to get hit in the head.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“See you later, losers!” Alex shouted at the zombified piglins. “We will have to see them later,” said P1G0. “We’re going to have to come back this way when we return to the wedding.” “Oh,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Pigstep is cool tune,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“If they catch us, we in big trouble.” “More like ‘pig trouble,’” said Carl, grinning. Everyone looked around at him. “What?” said Carl. “It was a funny joke. You lot just don’t appreciate good humor.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“See you later, losers!” Alex shouted at the zombified piglins. “We will have to see them later,” said P1G0. “We’re going to have to come back this way when we return to the wedding.” “Oh,” said Alex. “Er, sorry about calling you losers, guys. No hard feelings.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Thank you, Carl,” said Saggo. “But how come Carl wasn’t dancing earlier?” “Unfortunately, I’m allergic to dancing,” said Carl. “If I try to dance, I come out in a rash.” “Oh dear,” said Saggo. “Poor Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Even though he was facing away from her, Dave could suddenly feel Spidroth’s eyes boring into his back.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Hmmph,” said Spidroth, walking on ahead of him. “I don’t think she’s going to agree to marry you any time soon after that,” Carl whispered to Dave, putting a hand on his shoulder. “Carl!” said Dave, shoving the creeper’s hand away. “Are you all right, Dave?” Carl asked with a grin. “Your cheeks have gone very red.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Poffo show Dave some moves,” said Poffo proudly. “Poffo will help Dave get all the ladies, just like Poffo.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book