Alex

“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
― David Sedaris

“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
― Bill Watterson

“I don't do my work for any kind of group in particular, except for hobos, who just plain kick ass and light up my life. ”
― Jhonen Vasquez

“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
Eddie DeChooch”
― Janet Evanovich, Seven Up