Herobrine [RøGM]

“Yeah… which reminds me… I wanted to ask you if—” “I’m in,” Bob said immediately with a smile on his face. “But you didn’t even hear what I was gonna ask you yet.” “You were going to ask me to go to the mines with you, right?” “Well, actually, I was gonna ask to borrow four thousand emeralds.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 39 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Sherblock Holmes and his pet pig Watson to solve this mystery!”
― Write Blocked, Children of Null

“Like, I was thinking that ROTTINGHAM had a nice ring to it. Or maybe FESTERTOWN. Or I think NECROSHIRE sounds kind of nice. . .”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Middle School Zombie: No Zombie Left Behind

“You invite one person and they ask to bring a friend. Then someone goes, ‘Hey, how come I’m not invited?’ Before you know it, the whole city has been invited to the party.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)