“Like, I was thinking that ROTTINGHAM had a nice ring to it. Or maybe FESTERTOWN. Or I think NECROSHIRE sounds kind of nice. . .”
― Diary of a Middle School Zombie: No Zombie Left Behind
― Diary of a Middle School Zombie: No Zombie Left Behind
“Didn’t anybody ever tell you?” Old Man Jenkins said. “Zombies are fireproof!”
― Diary of a Middle School Zombie: No Zombie Left Behind
― Diary of a Middle School Zombie: No Zombie Left Behind
“Ahhhhhhh! Gross! I got spider juice in my mouth!” “Ew…” “Yuck! I just want to cut my tongue off!” “What does it taste like?” “Huh?” I thought for a moment. “It tastes kinda like chicken.”
― Diary of Steve the Noob 7
― Diary of Steve the Noob 7
“You invite one person and they ask to bring a friend. Then someone goes, ‘Hey, how come I’m not invited?’ Before you know it, the whole city has been invited to the party.”
― Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
― Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“Yeah… which reminds me… I wanted to ask you if—” “I’m in,” Bob said immediately with a smile on his face. “But you didn’t even hear what I was gonna ask you yet.” “You were going to ask me to go to the mines with you, right?” “Well, actually, I was gonna ask to borrow four thousand emeralds.”
― Diary of Steve the Noob 39 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
― Diary of Steve the Noob 39 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
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