Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“big speech?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“as I fed Lucky the piece of beef.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Don’t eat too much candy.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“that everyone will enjoy the food and the fun. Oh, and about the food: it’s”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Let’s”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“You get two birds with one stone.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“swamped.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Steve…” “Huh?” I said sleepily. “How are you feeling?” asked Kaming. I rubbed my eyes. “Okay, I guess.” “Do you remember what today is?” “Huh? Did I forget someone’s birthday?” “No, today is the day that you finally get out of that wheel chair,” the medic explained. I gasped as my eyes opened wide and my body perked up. “It’s today! Finally!” Kaming smiled. “Yup, now please take it nice and sl—” But I was so excited that I immediately used my arms to push my body up and leapt to my feet. I landed but my legs instantly gave out from under me, and I fell flat on my face. Oof!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“response,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Fizzzzz…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Thank you”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Augie.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I sighed. “Which is more important: your health or emeralds?” “Um…” Lukester thought for a moment. “Emeralds.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“soon?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“cool.” Then he smiled. “She certainly does look better.” I turned over to look at Alex as well. I gasped as I noticed that she looked even more relaxed today than she did yesterday. In fact, her arms and legs were in different positions when compared to last night. “S-she moved?” I said, completely surprised. “She moved!” “Hm? That’s what we want, right?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“happenefff?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“according to my calculations,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Upon seeing me with melons in my hands, Ace looked up”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Just do exactly what you did earlier: scream like no tomorrow and wake everyone up…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“brosky.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Five seconds later, Bob yelled out, “SYSTEM ERROR!” Then his body fell limp and his head crashed into the table.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“You invite one person and they ask to bring a friend. Then someone goes, ‘Hey, how come I’m not invited?’ Before you know it, the whole city has been invited to the party.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“It was Shadow and his clones, dancing in complete unison. “W-whaaaat?” I said. They were totally in sync while dancing in swift, crisp movements to the rhythm of the music. It was quite amazing to watch, actually. “Wow…” I said. Then Shadow spotted my head peeking through a gap in the crowd, and he stopped abruptly. The entire crowd moaned as Shadow’s clones poofed and disappeared. “Aw, no, don’t stop,” said a villager. “Keep dancing! You’re awesome!” said another. But Shadow quickly turned to address me. “Steve! This… isn’t what it looks like.” I chuckled. “It looks like you were having fun.” “No, I was… testing the duration of my clones.” “Oh, uh, okay, whatever you say.” “Let us proceed to business,” he said right away. “Um, sure, unless you’d rather keep dancing.” Shadow shook his head. “I told you. I was—” “Uh-huh, testing the duration of your clones. I know, I know,” I said and smiled.   The tier 2 nightwing nodded. “Yes. Exactly that. Please lead the way.” I couldn’t wipe the smile off my face. “Alright.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Alex…” I said as I rolled even closer to her bed. “Can you hear me?” She just lay there motionless. I reached for her hand and held it in mine. “Please… you have to get better soon. We need you. I… need you. Please, if you can hear me, just give me some kind of sign…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Now you two can go do whatever you want,” said Paul.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“that it would spread by word of mouth.” “I see. Alright, I’ll be sure to come by later tonight.” “It starts at seven. Please don’t be late.” “Yes, sir. Is there anything else we need to discuss?” “Ah, yes, two more things, Steve.” “Hm?” “Right before you got here, I had just approved of two new business ideas.” “Oh, is that what all the paperwork was?” “Yes, there are hundreds of business proposals that I have to sift through every day. Once in a while, I find something good and interesting.” “I see. So, what did you approve of?” “A sports stadium and a school.” “A sports stadium?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“as I fed”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“fed Lucky the piece of beef.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“gone.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yes, especially now that I’m the official assistant captain or lieutenant”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)