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Diary of a Middle School Zombie, Book 1: No Zombie Left Behind
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“Everybody was yelling for the door. But the door was covered by fire, so nobody could reach it. Then somebody yelled to go to the back door. But the fire had spread, so it blocked the back door too.”
― Diary of a Middle School Zombie, Book 1: No Zombie Left Behind
― Diary of a Middle School Zombie, Book 1: No Zombie Left Behind
“Didn’t anybody ever tell you?” Old Man Jenkins said. “Zombies are fireproof!”
― Diary of a Middle School Zombie, Book 1: No Zombie Left Behind
― Diary of a Middle School Zombie, Book 1: No Zombie Left Behind
“Like, I was thinking that ROTTINGHAM had a nice ring to it. Or maybe FESTERTOWN. Or I think NECROSHIRE sounds kind of nice. . .”
― Diary of a Middle School Zombie, Book 1: No Zombie Left Behind
― Diary of a Middle School Zombie, Book 1: No Zombie Left Behind
“Whoa, I need supplies for school?”
― Diary of a Middle School Zombie, Book 1: No Zombie Left Behind
― Diary of a Middle School Zombie, Book 1: No Zombie Left Behind
“And this is my diary.”
― Diary of a Middle School Zombie, Book 1: No Zombie Left Behind
― Diary of a Middle School Zombie, Book 1: No Zombie Left Behind
“But I was so happy, that I really didn’t care hold old Will was.”
― Diary of a Middle School Zombie, Book 1: No Zombie Left Behind
― Diary of a Middle School Zombie, Book 1: No Zombie Left Behind
