Diary of Steve the Noob 39 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“walked away from the training grounds, I let out a huge breath of relief. Whew… that was something else. I hope the rest of my talks aren’t like that at all. I wandered over to the potion shop, but it was completely empty. Hm… where could she be? Ah! Maybe she’s with Arceus. Right when I had that thought, someone called out my name. “Hey, Steve.” I turned around and saw Bob. “Hey, Bob! Where have you been? I haven’t been seeing much of you lately.” “Oh, I’ve been busy staying over at Cole’s workshop. As a matter of fact, I’m headed over there now.” “Cole’s workshop? What are you doing over there?” “Did you forget already? He’s helping me out by developing a taste buds and digestive system, remember?” “Oh, that! I totally forgot about that. How’s it going?” “Great! We’re going to install the finished product today.” “Oh, wow, it’s done already? That’s great news, man.” “Yeah, for real. Want to come see?” “Um, well, I’m supposed to be looking for Cindy, but I guess a slight detour is okay.” “Why are you looking for Cindy?” “Er, I have an odd request for her.”
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“Hey! Hey! That’s my head! What are you doing?!” “It’s your fat head! That’s why we’re stuck!” So, I used my left hand and pushed her head back. “No! It’s your fat head!”
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“Wheeee! This is so much fun!” yelled Maky as she zipped by a slime block. I laughed. “Yeah, it’s kinda fun!” But then… Bam! Another slime cube to my face.”
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“I do mean it. I don’t want this kind of responsibility anymore.” Then the paladin walked out.”
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“guts”
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“Thank you for picking up a copy of my book. I spent many hours putting this book together, so I hope that you will enjoy reading it. As a Minecraft player, it brings me great joy to be able to share my stories with you. The game is fun and entertaining, and surprisingly, writing about it can be almost just as fun. Once you are done reading this book, if you enjoyed it, please take a moment to leave a review. It will help other people discover this book. If after reading it, you realize that you hate it with such passion, please feel free to leave me a review anyway. I enjoy reading what people think about my books and writing style. I hope that many people will like this book and encourage me to keep writing. Thanks in advance. Special thanks to readers of my previous books. Thank you for taking the time to leave a review. I appreciate it so much; your support means so much to me. I will continue to keep writing and will try to provide the highest quality of unofficial Minecraft books. Thank you for your support. If anyone needs to reach me, you can email me at steve.the.noob.diaries@gmail.com 1/6/2019 10:48 p.m. ​Hey, everyone! I don’t even know how to begin, so I’ll just write whatever that’s on my mind. First of all, I’m really sorry for the super-duper long delay of book 39. I started the outline for it and everything over two months ago and was ready to work on it. But then out of nowhere, I felt burnt out. I didn’t even know what burnt out meant until I told my friends how I was feeling, and they told me that I was burnt out. Basically, it’s a sucky feeling that’s like a combination of writer’s block and depression. At the time, I didn’t want”
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“Then Devlin said, “Arceus… we need Arceus back.”
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“visit again soon.” Grant hastily”
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“wheel.”
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“ball”
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“What?! Are you kidding me? He’s still hung up on capturing Gavin? I thought that was old news!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 39 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yeah… which reminds me… I wanted to ask you if—” “I’m in,” Bob said immediately with a smile on his face. “But you didn’t even hear what I was gonna ask you yet.” “You were going to ask me to go to the mines with you, right?” “Well, actually, I was gonna ask to borrow four thousand emeralds.” Bob spluttered out a huge amount of air at the large number. “F-four thousand… e-emeralds…? What do you need four thousand emeralds for? I’m sorry, I don’t have that kind of emeralds lying around.” I laughed. “I’m just joking. Yeah, I was gonna ask you to join me on this trip to the mines.” Bob wiped his forehead. “Whew… for a moment, I thought you were serious.” “Nah, what would I need four thousand emeralds for?”
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“have time to watch me 24/7, so the strap would have to do.”
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“Thanks for clearing the way, Bob,” Maky said simply as she ran off to the next area. Bob looked up. “No problem!”
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“Yeah… which reminds me… I wanted to ask you if—” “I’m in,” Bob said immediately with a smile on his face. “But you didn’t even hear what I was gonna ask you yet.” “You were going to ask me to go to the mines with you, right?” “Well, actually, I was gonna ask to borrow four thousand emeralds.”
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“Since Alex was focused on eating, I was able to easily hide my face behind my tower of food. As I hid, Bob subtly gestured to me to talk to Alex, but I shook my head at him and then started to quietly work on my food. My golem friend continued gesturing by nodding or pointing his head towards Alex. I, however, just completely ignored him. This action of mine apparently upset Bob and drove him into a gesturing frenzy. He started nodding and pointing his head much more intensely. It became so extreme and obvious that it caught Alex’s attention. “What’s wrong with your head? Is it malfunctioning?” she asked Bob. “Uh, it’s a side effect… from not using enough oil,” Bob lied.”
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“thought about it for a bit. Bob does make a convincing argument… “Hm, okay. Let’s do it your way.” “YESSSS! Now, let’s go find Alex!” “Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn’t mean do it right now!”
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“You’re obviously infatuated with the girl.” “Infatuated? I don’t even know what that means. Does it have something to do with being fat? Because if it does—”
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“peril!”
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“Oh, I just remembered!” He patted me on the shoulder. “Earlier, you said you wanted to ask Alex something, right, Steve?”
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“restaurant. “So, what will everyone have this evening?” he asked. “What’s your best dish here?” asked the mayor. “Ah, that would be the filet mignon, sir.”
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“Ah, I got Shadow to design the course. But his initial design was way too dangerous. I mean, he had axes swinging, lava-crossings and sword-pike traps. It was crazy. It’s supposed to be fun, not dangerous.”
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“Actually, the mechs are made of iron, not rock. Though I suppose I could make them from rock, but they wouldn’t be as durable.”
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“drool”
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“Obstacle course?”
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“Well, I wouldn’t call it a party,” said the mayor. “It’s more like a fun celebration type of thing.” “Ah, so a party.” The mayor winked. “What’s the occasion, sir?” I asked. “Ah, there are many reasons, haven’t you noticed? Everything from our close victory to Arceus’s return to our newest class upgrades.” “Yeah, lots of good reasons for a party. Plus, I think we’re overdue for some fun since everyone has been working so hard.” “I think so, too. Plus, the new memorial stones are done, so we have to commemorate our fallen.” “Oh, did Tommy finish them recently?” “Yes.” I nodded softly. Then I said, “Okay, let’s see what we’re looking at.” I went over to look at the paper, but Donny was holding it. “Hm, this is city square,” said the architect. “These boxes—they’re booths? And this? This is some kind of obstacle course?” He pointed to a drawing of what looked like a track of some sort. It encompassed the whole city square. The mayor smiled. “You must have good eyes to be able to make out my crude drawings.” “Obstacle course?” I asked. “We’re gonna have an obstacle course for this party?” “Yes, I wanted to make this celebration interesting by trying something”
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“climbers is that we can drench the wall in Cindy’s oil. That should make the wall exceptionally more difficult to climb due to the oil’s slippery nature.” “Ahh, great stuff, Cole. Please have all three ideas implemented immediately.” Cole nodded. “I’ll reach out to Tommy soon. Now, let’s move on, shall we?” We walked over to the next area, which was the golem mech area. “Oh, wow. You guys have been working hard, huh?” I said as I saw about five new golems. “Yes, they performed quite admirably in that last battle, so now we are going to make a whole fleet of these things. Well, that was always the plan, but that battle came sooner than expected.” I nodded. “Yeah, they definitely performed better than expected, so a whole fleet of them sounds awesome.” Cole grinned a big o’ smile. “Ah, I’m so happy to hear you say that. I know you were against using them, but I’m glad you’ve changed your mind.” “At one point, I was uncertain of the unproven technology, but yeah, those mechs rock, so…” “Hm? Actually, the mechs are made of iron, not rock. Though I suppose I could make them from rock, but they”
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